So, I was chatting on the phone with my friend Duane when we got on the topic of his sex life. Apparently he'd had some bad experience recently he felt was appropriate to tell me. He said he'd slept with a girl who was "horrible in bed".Ouch. He also said the worst part was when she refused to take the multiple hints Duane was trying to give her and he had a really hard time getting rid of her. Double ouch.
The worst part for me, other than the graphic details of the act provided by Duane, was the fact that I know several girls just like that crazy bitch. These girls latch on to men for dear life and end up scaring them either earlier or later if the man deems the sex good enough to endure such a nuisance in their life. Une botte c'est une botte.
Women on the other hand, usually find themselves doing the total opposite. Women will often overlook a poor sex life if the relationship is going well and if it's a good guy, a rare commodity in most areas. Coincidently, the video/song that I am totally infatuated with right now fits the thematic to a T. Lily Allen says it best in her new song 'Not Fair'. And, yes I like Lily Allen, who cares if she parties hard, she also makes and writes great music. A pop artist that writes her own music.Cool. No one could sing lyrics like: "I lay here in this wet patch in the middle of the bed, I'm feeling pretty damn hard done by, I spent ages giving head", if they hadn't written it themselves. Her video is also very awesome, It's very retro 70's-country music -glam. Complete with one piece pantsuit, country variety show set-up and sky high glitter-sparkle pumps. Hawt. I have an empty space in my soul that could use some shoes like those. Check it out. I'm off to bed, the pills are kicking in.
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