Monday, March 23, 2009

There's just 'something' that's getting in the way..

Hiiiiideeehoooo! I know it's forever since my last blog post...to be honest not much has been happening on my end, mostly school stuff and spending my off days chilling out and getting into the herbs followed by massive amounts of food. Eat,sleep and school. What a life! So anyway, school is still on for another month or so (boring!) but I have some cool things ahead. And, I've been plagued with insomnia lately so I can take the time that I'm not sleeping and write blog posts instead. Yay!It's my friend Marc's birthday party on Friday and I'm seeing Lady GaGa in concert Saturday. Now I just have to figure out what to wear. I could buy one outfit and recycle it all weekend...hey! there's a recession out there, I can't spend on frivolous things. But, the 66$ make-up palette I bought last weekend doesn't count; 1)it was a damn good deal 2) it was an empty place in my soul that needed fulfilling through high intensity pigments.
So, I was chatting on the phone with my friend Duane when we got on the topic of his sex life. Apparently he'd had some bad experience recently he felt was appropriate to tell me. He said he'd slept with a girl who was "horrible in bed".Ouch. He also said the worst part was when she refused to take the multiple hints Duane was trying to give her and he had a really hard time getting rid of her. Double ouch. 
The worst part for me, other than the graphic details of the act provided by Duane, was the fact that I know several girls just like that crazy bitch. These girls latch on to men for dear life and end up scaring them either earlier or later if the man deems the sex good enough to endure such a nuisance in their life. Une botte c'est une botte.
Women on the other hand, usually find themselves doing the total opposite. Women will often overlook a poor sex life if the relationship is going well and if it's a good guy, a rare commodity in most areas. Coincidently, the video/song that I am totally infatuated with right now fits the thematic to a T. Lily Allen says it best in her new song 'Not Fair'. And, yes I like Lily Allen, who cares if she parties hard, she also makes and writes great music. A pop artist that writes her own music.Cool. No one could sing lyrics like: "I lay here in this wet patch in the middle of the bed, I'm feeling pretty damn hard done by, I spent ages giving head", if they hadn't written it themselves. Her video is also very awesome, It's very  retro 70's-country music -glam. Complete with one piece pantsuit, country variety show set-up and sky high glitter-sparkle pumps. Hawt. I have an empty space in my soul that could use some shoes like those. Check it out. I'm off to bed, the pills are kicking in.



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